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To a member of the audience who was heckling - 'Don't tell me how to do my job, do I go to your job and tell you how to sweep up - Billy Connelly Quotes

To a member of the audience who was heckling - 'Don't tell me how to do my job, do I go to your job and tell you how to sweep up

In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes. - Billy Connelly Quotes

In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you! - Billy Connelly Quotes

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! - Billy Connelly Quotes

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

People who ask,

People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here, Knobhead? When you're involved in an accident and someone asks, "Are you alright?" Yes, fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.

Marriage is a wonderful invention, but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit! - Billy Connelly Quotes

Marriage is a wonderful invention, but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit!

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. - Billy Connelly Quotes

I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

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What's being bought is the PR value, and the marketing value. - Billy Connelly Quotes

What's being bought is the PR value, and the marketing value.

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